At 08:00 PM 1/18/97 EST, you wrote:
>how about: Lottery - a way to make the impossible possible
>(especially for those who subsist on a tyc salary!) :)
>
>Brian
>
>>At 12:12 PM 1/17/97 EST, you wrote:
>>>It's Friday so this seems an appropriate time to share this definition :-)
>>>
>>>Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
>>>
>>>Roberta
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>>I have heard this definition -
>>
>>Lottery: A voluntary tax on the stupid.
>>
>>
>>
>>Bret Taylor Lake-Sumter Community College Leesburg FL
>>
>>"It matters not the subject taught, nor all the books on all the shelves.
>>What matters more, yes most of all, is what the teachers are themselves."
>> John Wooden
>>
>>John 3: 33 + 3
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