>
> Why did the chicken cross the road??????????
>
> MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto
> the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the
> road, and there was much rejoicing.
>
> AGENT MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your
> own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you
> believe it?
>
> RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road.
> I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
>
> JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
> doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing
> walking around all over the place, anyway?"
>
> FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
> crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
>
> BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
> which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
> important documents, and balance your checkbook.
>
> OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the
> road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom
> we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
>
> DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have
> been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
> dispositioned to cross roads.
>
> MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens
> will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into
> question.
>
> GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
> road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that
> was good enough for us.
>
> MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
> cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive
> there was.
>
> EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
> moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
>
> BUDDHA: Asking this questions denies your own chicken nature.
>
> RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it
> transcended it.
>
> ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.
>
> COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?
>
>
The Old Pro
>
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